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By: Ibrahim Samura - Freetown on September 19, 2011.
 “I like the ‘new directional’ cut, whose style is it anyway?” Mr. Idiot gleefully asked the master political barber.


“The new directional cut is not for Idiots anyway, but for the green family,” the barber replied.


“Didn’t you know Idiots don’t have direction?” he continued. “But anyway, why in fact have you chosen the new directional cut and not the ‘Silver –Afro’ of President Koroma, Bald Head of Charles Margai, or Raster of Foday Sankoh?”


Being an Idiot, It is but certain I was born with very low mental deficiency; far below imbecile and moron.


But guess what? It was all a surprise that a barber could bar the Idiot enjoy the pleasures of the hottest and most recent political cut; a cut lately given SLPP’s Presidential candidate, and which took over the front pages of newspapers, studios of radio and TV stations, online publications and the international media respectively.


Could not the action of the barber be seen as tantamount to the infringement of the rights of Idiots in this our beloved society – Sierra Leone?


No know what, nobody, I reiterate nobody, will stop the Idiot carry the ‘new directional’ hairstyle on his head.


As long as Maada Bio, who aspires for the hottest political seat in Sierra Leone, Friday 9th was allowed to carry such a striking hairstyle, then it is, but the right of all including Mr. Idiot to carry same.


In fact, wasn’t the barber told that the Presidential candidate of the opposition Sierra Leone People’s Party (SLPP) ‘last week’ visited Ghana, all but to showcase his new hair style (the new directional cut) to upright Ghanaian compatriots?


In fact, this is more the reason why the Idiot likes the hairstyle of Maada Bio anyway.


My people, the Idiot has been told that hours before Maada Bio’s receiving of the new directional hair style, his colleague, Musa Tarawallie, who happened to be the current Minister of Internal Affairs, was spotted in that same morning in cohesion with number of commercial motor riders and some APC youths.


Of course, the Idiot is knowledgeable of the fact that Musa Tarawallie’s alleged visit was infected with plans to augment the political barber with all the equipment he was to use on the head of Maada Bio to enable have a perfect and decent ‘new directional’ haircut.


It was even told to the Idiot that Bio is yet too familiar with the barber that allegedly gave him the haircut.


Be told though that the Idiot has set aside plenty of money for anyone locating the barber or at least showing where he has his barbing shop.


This is so because he wants the same man give him the hairstyle he gave to the SLPP politician.


You may want to know why the Idiot seeks to have the same haircut as with Bio.


But why in fact compel the Idiot explains why he liked Bio’s hair style.


Anyway, if you insist, no option but will say it loud and clear that the style is more fashionable than the Koroma’s Silver Afro, Margai’s Bald Head and the Sankoh’s Raster.


Don’t also be surprised that even though the senseless Idiot is practically a brainless, dimwitted and unintelligent man, he is also a model that has the taste for fashionable hairstyles; relatively the hairstyle of Maada Bio.


In essence, the Idiot lacks a sense of direction and is finding one. It is his wish and the wish of members of the Association of Idiots (AOI), the Idiot must be seen patrolling streets and corners of Freetown, having on his head the ‘new directional’ hairstyle, albeit the intellectual property right of the forenamed SLPP bigman.


The Idiot totally hates the Koroma’s Silver Afro haircut because it suits men who have no control over their wives.


And to qualify this, allow the Idiot draws your attention to land stalemate between the First Lady, Mrs. Sia Nyama Koroma and a Lebanese businessman Bassam Basma.


HE, who owns the intellectual property rights of the Silver Afro hairstyle knows his wife has subjectively and illegally took hold of a land situated and lying at Aberdeen and owned by Bassam, yet could neither command nor order his wife give peace and justice a chance.


That is to say, make the First Lady take heed of her status in society as Sierra Leone’s first mother, and respectfully giveback the disputed land to the rightful owner Bassam.


Of course, the Idiot has not liked the Sankoh’s Raster hairstyle on just a ground; propagate recklessness and warlike teachings.


Don’t even ask the Idiot to tell of Margai’s Bald Head haircut. But for the sake of fairness, I will say however that it illustrates impatience, temperament and dictatorship etc.


Be not surprised also that even the camouflaged barber in Bo has had admiration for the Bio’s New Directional haircut and has been charging customers plenty for it.


No marvel at all that ‘new directional’ hairstyle looks like stockpile of heavy materials fastened on top of Bio’s head.


It is as if the barber was told to stuff on the head of Bio corruption, tribalism, land grabbing, human right violations; beating of journalists, shooting and killing of unarmed civilians etc.


That if not chopped off will virtually not restore virtues but rather increases poverty.


The uniqueness of Bio’s haircut is completely hygienic. It is so because after chopping off corruption, human right violation, shooting and killing of unarmed civilians, hardship, bad mining laws from the flesh, you will be left without option but run to the hospital for medical treatment or board a plane to Ghana for brain check up just as Maada Bio.


I know fans of the Idiot now understand why he chooses the new directional haircut as opposed to the rest including the Koroma’s Silver Afro.


And don’t you hold the Idiot culpable for recommending to readers the ‘new directional’ barb at all.


He is just a senseless fool; an Idiot and a dimwitted man with a small and tiny brain.


No wonder, anytime the Idiot patrols State House, Ministerial building and respective public offices people laugh him.


Some even called him stupid Idiot. For your information anyway, the Idiot will soon receive the hottest political haircut and will certainly make people believe that rots in his head have all been rooted out by the camouflaged Bo barber.


My time has indeed come, and once the master barber decides on giving me the Bio’s ‘new directional’ haircut, it is certain that the Idiot will surely have his name pasted on front pages of newspapers, in studios of radio and TV stations, in list of police wanted person etc.


Of course, be not dismayed at all, it is the police that are wasting the time of Idiot in letting him get the said haircut.


Had the police located the barber, all would have been solved and the proud Idiot may have received his new directional haircut.


Less the Idiot forget, he is calling on particularly persons representing the Sierra Leone Association of Journalists and civil society organizations to swiftly locate the Bo barber and send him to the Idiot so that he can give him the Bio’s recent haircut.


Please read the cartoon below to grasp all that is said by the Idiot.

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